You Knows I Loves You

I'm gonna make you sweat
 The way a pig sweats on a hot day
 'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
 Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
 That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
 I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
 'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
 Yeah.
 I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
 Girl, it's my love you can't handle
 I see you walking on the way home from work
 Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
 I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
 My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
 In a bush, or a car park in town
 I bought you this necklace
 It cost me 12 pounds
 From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
 Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
 The Darth to the Vader
 Flip Over the Crossfader
 I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
 Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
 'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
 With glowsticks and funny hats on
 I loves you more than I loves my bong
 (Fantasy!)
 You and me baby
 ...baby
 Oh you f**king knows I love you right
 But the thing is it's like this
 You see, I can feel it inside
 I can't explain how it feels
 My sexual love is for real
 Girl you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
 I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly
 I'm after your heart, Oh don't you see
 And your three kids doesn't bother me
 You Know...
 I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
 F**k I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
 Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
 With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
 Later on I'll come and help you sign on
 I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong
 Don't worry baby it won't take too long
 I'm just sitting, I'm just waiting, I'm just writing this song
 You know that, time passes and I'm loving every second
 Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned
 You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
 If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
 Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
 My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree
 (Dance with me!)
 You and me baby
 ...baby
 tonight
 I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
 You've been running through my mind like a shining star
 We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
 'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
 You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
 Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
 Supported by the DHSS
 With family allowance, We'll sort out the mess
 What's it gonna take, to get your attention
 A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
 Say no more, I can feel a tear
 You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer
 I'll never want another like I want you
 To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my bollocks
 I was gonna have your name
 but I only got initials
 'cos I couldn't stand the pain
 (My physical love!)
 You and me baby
 ...baby
 tonight
 (The emotional reality!)
 You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags
 Especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags
 I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
 I wanna buy you trips down the mecca bingo
 We'll sit together, get four in a row
 And win a china dog and with it too a family show
 This is romance, how it should be done
 When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun
 We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
 I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it
 I've got to tell you about something I think
 Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link
 So get down baby and feel my love
 I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, Into a bush I shove
 I'll have a grope and get the last bus
 A romantic date, just the two of us
 Yeah, one time
 You and me baby
 ...baby
 tonight
 (Electrical Love!)
 You and me baby
 ...baby
 tonight
 I'm feeling kind of
 Kind of sexy baby
 What say you put on that exercise video
 And I'll watch you sweat
 Oh yeah!
 That damn video with Felicity Kendal
 Damn you can...
 And your making me feel kinda
 Itchy!
 I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on
 Oh yeah
 Take em off baby
 Just take them
 F**k the music baby
 Take them Off
 Just, take them off
 Just, oh freak this shit man
 Turn the f**king tape off man