Tesco Saves

Are you ready, sisters?
 I am, sister
 I too, am ready
 
 Oh, there's a five letter word
 That brings salvation
 (Yes, salvation)
 Yes, there's a five letter word
 To bring you peace of mind
 So let the whole congregation
 Raise their hearts in exaltation
 For now we see where once
 We all were blind
 (We were blind)
 Five little letters
 Bringing hope to all mankind
 Let me hear you say T! (T!)
 Let me hear you say E! (E!)
 Let me hear you say S! (S!)
 C! (C!)
 O! (O!)
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more)
 There's a special offer on Cordarone (beep beep)
 'Cause man can't live by bread alone (beep beep)
 Even though they baked it all in store (baked in store)
 You'll smell it as you glide in through the automatic door
 Come on in
 Come on in
 Why wait until you die to go to heaven?
 Heaven's known
 When paradise awaits you in those well stock aisles
 Fromage-frais and cream from Devon
 Are displayed in aisle 11
 Their pharmacist will help you with your piles (ooh, your piles)
 They sell unattractive clothing in a range of ugly styles
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more)
 The good Lord may deliver you
 But Tesco can deliver too
 Your Clubcard offer's all you've ever dreamed
 You'll truly know redemption when your vouchers are redeemed
 Within these walls you'll see such revalation (sing it, sister!)
 You'll find that Tesco's Finest is the holy grail
 And if they're coming, buy buy
 From their website in the sky
 You'll marvel at their range of goods on sale
 So sinners, come and join the pilgrims on the Tesco trail
 Tesco saves (yes, Tesco saves)
 Tesco saves (yes, Tesco saves)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (more, more, more)
 A mount of olives and fatty calves
 Some DVDs to make you laugh
 And don't ignore their range of gourmet dishes (gourmet)
 You'll find them near the bakery between the loaves and fishes
 Hallelu
 Hallelujah, go down Moses
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (saves you more)
 They've plenty of endangered cod
 Luscious racks of lamb of God
 Don't forget insurance for your budgie
 Then go and grab yourself a bumper pack of something fudgy
 I feel the spirit, sister!
 Yes, the spirit is with us here tonight!
 I feel the spirit too, sister!
 Will you take over from me at the celestial organ?
 I will, sister!
 
 Betheren!
 Let us embrace the Tesco way of life!
 For they can supply gas
 Electricity, mobile phone, legal advice, internet
 And banking!
 Thou shalt brave a world omnipotence
 And wish them success with their brand new store in Nankai
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 Thou shalt be inexorably drawn towards the expensive items
 By their teams of retail psychologists
 Who are paid shitloads to manipulate your psyche
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 Thou shalt not worship
 At the shrines of Aldi and Lidl (oh!)
 For yea verily, they are false gods!
 (False gods!) (False gods!)
 What are they, my sisters?
 (False gods!)
 What are they, my brothers and sisters?
 (False gods!)
 Say it loud!
 (False gods!)
 Say it louder!
 (False gods!)
 And anyways
 The carrier bags are pikey
 
 Thou shalt purchase strawberries in winter
 Nuked tomatoes all the way from California
 And apples, apples, apples, apples
 That have spent a year in refridgeration
 Yea
 Thou shalt also purchase
 Bags of chlorine-washed salad leaves
 Especially prepared for you
 In countries where people are dying of starvation
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 Thou shalt shun the independant record stores
 And use the Tesco website
 To stream your favourite songs
 Thou shalt pop in for a pint of milk
 Then somehow end up spending £47!
 I have been moved!
 I have been moved!
 Now you move
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Tesco saves (Tesco saves)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more (more and more each day)
 Their stores are found both near and far
 Lots of space to park your car
 Prime location sites, they sure can pick 'em (they pick 'em)
 And sometimes they collapse on railway tracks like in High Wycombe
 Tesco saves (Hallelujah)
 Tesco saves (Hallelujah, brother)
 Oh Jesus saves, but Tesco save you more
 So all you chillin', fight the fight
 Ye unbelievers see the light
 It's time to lift thine eyes unto the stars
 Unto the stars
 'Cause next month Tesco opens up
 Its flagship store on Mars
 Praise to Terry Leahy! (Oh Terry Leahy)
 Praise to Terry Leahy! (Oh Terry Leahy)
 Praise to Terry Leahy!
 Tesco saves you more!
 Yeah! More!