She's My Ever Lovin' Machine

Well friends you know once I was took in
 By a girl with a twinkly eye
 But the first time that I wasn't lookin'
 She ran off with a handsomer guy, oh my
 But I'm an inventin' type feller
 So as soon as my brain got uncurled
 I tiptoed right down to my cellar
 And built a mechanical girl
 Oh her arms are iron, her legs are steel
 Her hips are on wires, attached to a wheel
 And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil
 She's my ever lovin' machine
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 She's always right there when I need her
 And she's very easy to please
 And hardly cost nothing to feed her
 Just some water and oil and grease
 She never complains when I stay out all night
 She never complains that I ain't rich
 And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight
 I just reach out and turn on her switch
 Oh her arms are iron, her legs are steel
 Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
 And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil
 She's my ever lovin' machine
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 She has no trouble makin' her mind up
 'Cause friends, I did not give her a mind
 And her heart is a clock that I wind up
 So I know that she'll love me in time
 She always did what she was supposed to
 Right up to this evening but then
 She had an affair with the toaster
 And they ran off and left me again
 Oh her arms were iron (her arms were iron)
 Her legs were steel (her legs were steel)
 Her hips were on wires (her hips were on wires)
 Attached to a wheel (attached to a wheel)
 And her spine was a coil that I used to oil
 She was my ever lovin' machine...