$100,000 In Pennies

I broke into the bank on Sunday
 And you should see the money I got
 I couldn't drag it home until Monday
 'Cause it sure weighed an awful lot
 Then I sat down to count it
 And much to my surprise
 A whole lotta little round little brown coins
 Rolled out in front of my eyes
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 Not one paper dollar or dime
 And I really don't think there's many
 Rich men with a problem like mine
 And I really don't think this is any
 Kind of ending for a perfect crime
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time
 Now a steak would sure taste delicious
 And I've forgotten how beer would feel
 But the man might get suspicious
 If I gave him five hundred pennies for a meal
 So I guess I'll weigh myself again
 And buy another sticky gum
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 And I'm a livin' like a penniless bum
 I've got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 Not one paper dollar or dime
 And I really don't think there's many
 Rich men with a problem like mine
 And I really don't think this is any
 Kind of ending for a perfect crime
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time
 I could buy myself a big limousine
 And be a livin' like a movie star
 But I'd have to hire a truck to haul the pennies
 To the place where you buy the car
 And I'd have to have a wagon to haul the pennies
 To the place I'd hire the truck
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 And I ain't got a penny's worth o'luck
 I've got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 Not one paper dollar or dime
 And I really don't think there's many
 Rich men with a problem like mine
 And I really don't think this is any
 Kind of ending for a perfect crime
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies, Lord
 And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time
 I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies
 And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time