Wiggle Parody

Hey yo Jason
 Wake yo ass up
 We got a video to shoot today
 Awww shit
 But I got no lyrics, I was so busy sleeping with all these girls
 That I forgot to write words for my own song
 Man you one dumbass muthafucka
 Wait, I got it
 I make a whole song about big fat butts
 And I'll call it Wiggle
 Dude that is pitiful
 That's the best I could do
 Hip Hop music is screwed
 Schwing!
 I've had like seventeen top ten hits
 But most people still don't know me from shit
 Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown
 No I'm Jason Derulo
 Who? I'm out
 Hot dammit
 Who ate my damn ham sandwich?
 That might be the worst lyric
 Ever written in music
 Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts
 But I'm a pervizzle
 Love the way they jiggle
 Think my little pickle
 Has grown into a missile
 That's disgusting
 I'm almost halfway thru this dumb son
 Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
 He hasn't done shit but act like a creep
 He's here cause he's much more famous than me
 You're skinny
 Don't pot heads get the munchies?
 Hell yeah
 Did you eat my ham sandwich?
 Hell no
 Are you anorexic?
 And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
 Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
 Those ain't word imbecile
 They are words my nizzle
 Check the dictionizzle
 Schwing!
 My raps are so lame lately
 Cause I'm lazy
 Rap on any piece of shit pop song long as you pay me
 Check these hoes they couldn't be hotter
 Just so sad they young enough to be my granddaughters Pedo
 Completely sold out long ago
 About a billion bongs ago
 That's why I rap on crap like this
 I'm so high I don't even know
 Cliche spewin's what I'm doing
 No integrity
 Used to be a gangsta
 Now I'm just a joke that's not funny
 Who's that jailbird?
 I'm Chris Brown
 (It's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown, it's Chris Brown)
 You straight up jacked my look and sound
 (Look and sound, look and sound, look and sound)
 Are you here to start a fight?
 I fight women, I don't fight guys!
 Stop this song right now or we'll kick your butts!
 Oh shit it's the Wiggles
 This song is crap
 You ruined our name dickhole
 With this damn track
 Now when kids search Wigggles
 They just find ass
 Massive butts that jiggle
 What's wrong with that?
 Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle