22 Parody

It feels like the perfect day
 To torture my exes
 And then put on their skin
 Help me! Shut up, Harry!
 I escaped from the asylum
 And kidnapped all of them
 So I could get my revenge
 You're sick! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
 Yeah!
 I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy
 All wrapped up in duct tape
 Bitch, give me back my fucking face
 Fat chance
 Today's the first day of a never-ending hell date
 It's time!
 Uh oh!
 Now, you all will be mine until the end of all time
 I will never let you leave
 Somebody call the police
 You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out
 Why are you dancing like that?
 Because I'm a psychopath
 Now it's your turn to dance
 Ah! You just shot me in my ass
 You should never have dumped me
 Now you're all buried
 Let's watch Tyler Perry
 Please, just kill us!
 It's just Madea Goes To Jail
 Ah! My favorite movie (Hallelujah)
 This proves she's crazy
 It's making my eyes bleed
 Yeah!
 Soon you will all become members of my death cult
 Ah, excuse me?
 After the murder ritual
 Oh crap!
 Then we will spend eternity together below
 In hell, ah-ha-ha-ha!
 Uh-oh!
 All the rumors are true, I am Satan
 Yeah, we knew
 Now your heads must all come off
 BRB, I'll get the saw
 Dude, she dropped her cell phone
 Pick it up, call the Po - Po
 We'll be dead once they get here
 I have a better idea, Send!
 AH! What are you doing?
 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
 AH!
 We were not doing anything
 Eh! No matter
 Time to die
 Oh, no, no, no!
 I'll see you in the afterlife
 Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift!
 OMG! It's Jesus!
 How did you find me, J.C
 I got a text from Jake G
 We're actually quite close
 He likes all my Facebook posts
 And he follows me on Twitter
 Anyway, back to Taylor now
 Time to take care of you
 I can't move
 With this holy water balloon
 Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah
 Sorry, but your time here is through
 Ah!
 Yah!
 Oh my God!
 Well, my children, that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!
 Yeah!