Some Fantastic

One day I will build a fountain
 Drink and never grow old
 Then I'll market an elixer
 That will eliminate the common cold
 Find your sickness on my list
 Pay up front and make a wish
 One day I will work with animals
 All the tests I'm gonna do
 All my stuffs completely natural
 And when we're done
 We'll boil 'em down for glue
 That we can use to re-adhere
 Your lips to mine if you were here
 There's a lot I will never do
 Some fantastic I know it's true
 But not as much as my want to be with you
 I can't stand to wait in line long
 So I built a new machine
 It just measures up the distance
 And then eliminates the folks between
 One day I'll construct a sattelite
 And I'll name it after you
 Cause' you were the greatest friend of all
 Except for when you split my lip in two
 To see the look upon your face
 As I launch you into space
 There's a lot I will never do
 Some fantastic I know its true
 But not as much as my want to be with you
 Bye bye self respect
 I haven't had much of it since you left
 I missed out on the best of you
 Someday I will find the secret
 To your social chemistry
 Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
 And it'll make you want to be with me
 And if I wear it past your work
 You'll see other guys are jerks
 Much like pheromones for flies
 You will not avoid my eyes
 There's a lot I will never do
 Some fantastic I know its true
 Not as much as my want to be with you
 Bye bye self respect
 I haven't had much of it since you left
 I missed out on the best of you
 Bye bye self respect
 I haven't had much of it since you left
 I missed out on the best of you
 Bye bye
 Bye bye
 Bye bye