Alternative Girlfriend - Live Toronto, ON 2-26-04

You're in an all-girl band
 Your futon's second hand
 Your parents understand but you don't care
 I have a job in a shop
 I'm an undercover cop
 I make sure the customers aren't thieves
 Old at being young
 Young at being old
 Everything's on hold within our evolution
 You're my alternative girlfriend
 I love you, now you cannot pretend
 There's nothing left that won't cross over
 Last night we slept on the lawn
 You woke up and I was gone
 Back to the dream; I dream to leave
 My life with her is a bore
 A worn-out metaphor
 No more surprises up its sleeve
 Old at being young
 Young at being old
 Everything's been sold to other's revolutions
 You're my alternative girlfriend
 I love you, now you cannot pretend
 There's nothing left that won't cross over
 You live above your dad's four-car garage
 With your vinyl and imaginary entourage
 If I pull up in a U-Haul, pack up quick
 So we can get out of this town 'cause it makes me sick
 You're my alternative girlfriend
 I love you, now you cannot pretend
 There's nothing left that won't cross over
 You're my alternative girlfriend