Be My Yoko Ono - Live Grand Forks, ND 3-26-04

And if there's someone you can live without, then do so
 And if there's someone you can just shove out, go do so
 You can be my Yoko Ono
 You can follow me wherever I go
 Be my, be my
 Be my, be my Yoko Ono
 Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?
 Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove
 But now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain
 To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain
 (If you like) You can be my Yoko Ono
 You can follow me wherever I go
 Be my, be my
 Be my, be my Yoko Ono
 (Be my Yoko) Oh, no, here we go
 Our life is one big pun
 Oh, no, here we go as Yoko sings
 Aieee!
 I know that when I say this, I may be stepping on pins and needles
 But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles
 (Don't blame it on Yokey) I mean, if I was John and you were Yoko I would gladly give up musical genius
 Just to have you as my very own personal Venus
 (Hit it) You can be my Yoko Ono
 You can follow me wherever I go
 Be my, be my
 Be my, be my Yoko Ono
 Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono
 Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono
 Be my, be my, be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono