A - Live Toronto, ON 2-26-04

A is for angry, which is what you are at me
 A is for adult, which is what I'll never be
 A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
 A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
 Like I'm the only man on earth and I've forgotten what that's worth
 A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk
 Amazing like Thelonius Monk
 A is for argument, A is for apparent
 A is for antagonism that's not even there and
 It's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention.
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 And I don't even know why you keep on trying
 I don't even know why I keep on lying
 There are millions of people in worlds of their own
 And two of them can't let go.
 A is for algebra, I learned it in school
 A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool.
 A is for adversery, A is for election
 A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
 C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour.
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 I met a woman I used to know
 Long before you, long ago
 All I could say, after hello
 Was "are you still single?"
 A is attitude I can't help but wield
 A is for arrogance; emotional shield
 A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
 A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me,
 I owe you an apology I'm sorry
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 Here we go
 A