She's on Time

(Words & Music by Steven Page and Ed Robertson)
 Woke up, I was on top of the world
 There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me
 Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear,
 She said,"Listen up, dear, there's a change inside me."
 Can't say how frightened I am, how unenlightened I am
 As I run for cover
 Can't say how happy I am to be wrong.
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time
 Halleluyah!
 She's on time!
 It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
 We move in a mysterious way,
 Cause when some holiday, I'd say we work harder
 Not happy with a hug and a kiss,
 Although most stop at this, we go much, much farther
 We can't stop fooling around, on the bed,
 On the ground, on the bathroom counter.
 We can't stop when all our systems are go.
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time
 Halleluyah!
 She's on time!
 It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time, She's on time
 She's on time
 Halleluyah!
 She's on time!
 It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
 Between you and me, how happy we'll be
 Repeating this cycle permanently
 But where will we be when baby makes three?
 I know that in a couple of years
 I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it
 Give in without an ounce of regret
 Trying not to forget what I liked about it
 One day I might look like a fool with a yard
 And a pool and a station wagon
 Till then I get down on my knees every day and pray
 She's on time She's on time
 She's on time She's on time
 She's on time
 Halleluyah!
 She's on time!
 It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love