One Week - Live Grand Forks, ND 3-26-04

It's been one week since you looked at me
 Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
 Five days since you laughed at me saying
 "Get that together, come back and see me"
 Three days since the living room
 I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
 Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
 But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
 As I make you stop, think
 You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
 I summon fish to the dish
 Although I like the Chalet Swiss
 I like the sushi
 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
 Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
 Big like LeAnn Rimes
 Because I'm all about value
 Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
 You try to match wits
 You try to hold me but I bust through
 Gonna make a break and take a fake
 I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
 I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
 Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
 The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous
 You'll have to sign a waiver
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 Can't understand what I mean?
 Well, you soon will
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 I have a history of taking off my shirt
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
 Five days since you tackled me
 I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
 It's been three days since the afternoon
 You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
 Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
 And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
 Chickity China the Chinese chicken
 You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
 Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
 We're dans la maison
 I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
 Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
 Like I'm tantric
 Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
 Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
 'Kay, I don't make films
 But if I did they'd have a Samurai
 Gonna get a set a' better clubs
 Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
 Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
 Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
 That make me think the wrong thing
 How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
 Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
 I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 Can't understand what I mean?
 You soon will
 I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
 I have a history of losing my shirt
 It's been one week since you looked at me
 Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
 Five days since I laughed at you and said
 "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
 Three days since the living room
 We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
 Yesterday, you just smiled at me
 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
 Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie