Lazer Team

When there's an interplanetary menace
 Who'll defend us against attack?
 They could've struck in Tokyo or Venice
 And then depended we'd not fight back
 They might have thought the planet was defenseless
 Then someone befriends us, and we're on track
 Make way for the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 The most important battle that the planet's seen
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine
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 A champion was chosen for the battle
 He was to prepare with the suit of power
 But like a snake without a rattle
 We were impaired but we would not cower
 They thought they'd slaughter us like cattle
 We would prepare for our finest hour
 They weren't prepared for the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 The most important battle that the planet's seen
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine
 I don't think anyone expected them to save the day for you and me
 I don't think anyone expected them to spell laser with a Z
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 It's the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 The most important battle that the planet's seen
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine
 It's the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 The most important battle that the planet's seen
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine
 It's the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 A multi-cultural alien kicking-ass machine
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Okay, bi-racial alien kicking-ass machine
 It's the Lazer Team
 It's not a dream
 The most important battle that the planet's seen
 It's the Lazer Team
 More than they seem
 Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine