I'll Be That Girl - Live Grand Forks, ND 3-26-04

If I were you, and I wish that I were you
 All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
 I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
 Tie my pantyhose around my neck
 I'll be that girl you would be right over
 If I were a field you would be in clover
 If I were the sun you would be in shadow
 If I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow
 If you will not have me as myself
 Perhaps as someone else
 Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
 Then even a eunuch won't resist
 The magic of a kiss from such as me
 I'll be that girl you would be right over
 If I were a field you would be in clover
 If I were the sun you would be in shadow
 If I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow
 It's time to kick off your shoes
 Learn how to choose sadness
 It's time to throw off those chains
 Addle our brains with madness
 'Cause we've got plenty of time
 To grow old and die
 But when at last your beauty's faded
 You'll be glad that I have waited for you
 When you're done
 With being beautiful and young
 When that course is run
 Then come to me
 I'll be that girl you would be right over
 If I were a field you would be in clover
 If I were the sun you would be in shadow
 If I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow
 There'd be no tomorrow
 There'd be no tomorrow
 There'd be no tomorrow
 There'd be no tomorrow