Alcohol

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
 Alcohol, a party-time necessity
 Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
 Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health
 I love you more than I did the week before
 I discovered alcohol
 Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
 A malibu and coke for you, a G and T for me
 Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will
 When someone else is picking up the bill
 I love you more than I did the week before
 I discovered alcohol
 Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?
 While I cannot love myself
 I'll use something else
 I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do
 I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
 But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose
 To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse
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 I love you more than I did the week before
 I discovered alcohol
 And would you please ignore
 That you found me on the floor
 Trying on your camisole
 Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?
 While I cannot love myself
 I'll use something else
 
 Would you please forgive me?
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 Would you please forgive me?