Weep Jeremiah (Parody of "Sweet Child O' Mine")

He doesn't smile and he seems to me
 Resigned to a life of misery
 Yet everything that he says hits a tight bull's-eye
 Now men dread when they see his face
 He tells them that they'd better mend their ways
 And when they still don't stop
 He often breaks down and cries
 Whoa, oh oh, weep, Jeremiah
 Whoa, oh oh oh, we love the lie
 He prophesied Babylonia's rise
 And said we'd not escape
 They came up against Judah's sides
 And we were all afraid
 But Jeremiah said the one safe way
 Was give up without a fight
 We said, "You're a traitor and a pain
 You falsely prophesy!"
 Whoa, oh oh, weep, Jeremiah
 Whoa, oh oh oh, we love the lie
 LEAD
 Whoa, oh oh, weep, Jeremiah
 Whoa, oh oh oh, we love the lie
 Whoa, oh oh oh, weep, Jeremiah
 Ooooh, we love the lie
 LEAD
 Dare to be bold, dare to be bold now, dare to be bold
 Dare to be bold, dare to be bold now
 Dare to be bold, oooh, dare to be bold now
 I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
 Dare to be bold now
 Dare to be bold
 Oh, dare to be bold now
 Dare to be bold, dare to be bold now
 Dare to be bold, dare to be bold now
 Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
 Weep Jeremi-i-i-i-iah
 Jeremi-i-i-i-i-i-iah