Enemy Lines (parody of "Ebony Eyes" By Bob Welch)

Well, that Bathsheba girl is so gorgeous
 I'd like to take her out on a date
 But if you have your way with her, David
 You will be making a grave mistake
 Uriah's got Bathsheba - Uriah's got a wife
 Uriah is a soldier
 So she's alone in her home tonight
 Uriah's got Bathsheba - Uriah's gone to fight
 Uriah isn't home yet
 So I'll be holding her close tonight
 She told him, David, I'm havin' your baby
 And when my husband returns he'll learn
 They had to keep it a secret from him
 There was a plot and they both got burned
 So they took Uriah out of the army
 For some furlough time with Bathshebe
 But he was waiting till war was over
 To lay with his wife and go to sleep
 Uriah's got Bathsheba - Uriah's got a wife
 Uriah's got a problem
 'Cause there's adultery in David's life
 Uriah's got Bathsheba - Uriah's got to die
 Uriah doesn't know yet
 So put him close to the battle line
 Enemy lines! Enemy lines!
 Enemy lines! Enemy lines!
 Uriah's got Bathsheba - Uriah's got a wife
 Uriah's got a widow
 And she's the mother of David's child
 Uriah got defeated - Uriah got to die
 Uriah got mixed up in
 The tragic hold of adult'ry's lies