Obadiah (parody of "Hold the Line" By Toto)

He's not like Isaiah but he's holy
 Does not have Isaiah's way with words
 He's not Jeremiah or Ezekiel my friends
 He's not really famous like Daniel and them
 Does not have a great big book
 But the things that he said all came true
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no
 The prophets had words that they told the -- world
 The longest of them was Jeremiah -- wooo
 The prophet Isaiah had more chapters than he
 But he double spaced them or something it seems
 Along with those great big books
 There's a dinky one-chapter book, too
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no
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 The prophets had words that they told us
 A lot of them wasted little time -- whooo
 Zeph'niah, Joel, and Nahum wrote three chapters each
 Habakkuk the same, Haggai one less than these
 But topping the names of books with the thinnest of pages is who?
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no
 Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy
 No, no, no