Come, Whale, Away (parody of "Come Sail Away" By Styx)

I'm sailing to Spain, yet I know the Lord has a work for me
 But I've got to retreat
 Or He might save the life of my enemies
 A port back in Joppa -- I climbed aboard
 But misfortune followed -- a deadly storm
 And I defied the Lord on high -- a scary thought
 I'm pushed into the sea
 I guess those windy waves spell the death of me
 Some trip here I've had
 I think of how this ends, and it seems real bad
 But they had to throw me over
 So the storm would go
 And so now I'm kicked out of that rotten boat
 But I'll die just as I am -- a scary thought
 A rather big and strange whale
 Appeared from up ahead
 It swam to me and not the boat
 I guess I'll just play dead -- play dead
 Come, whale, away, come, whale, away
 Come, whale, away with me, yeah
 Come, whale, away, come, whale, away
 Come, whale, away with me
 Come, whale, away, come, whale, away
 Come, whale, away with me, Jonah
 Come, whale, away, come, whale, away
 Come, whale, away with me
 I thought that great whale ate me
 Much to my surprise
 It's nice and warm and doesn't drip
 I stayed there for three nights