Very Wiser (Parody of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)

I know lots of nerdy things
 To me it might seem
 That trivia's cool and neat
 But most of that stuff's just good
 For Jeopardy and a few crossword puzzle books
 Chess club is not for me
 I must pretend to think
 Then I just move a piece
 But I have a strategy
 That I embrace
 For the questions I face
 Well, I'm not very wise
 But I seek to be instructed by You
 I'm gonna pray to You, because You said You will
 If somebody lacks wisdom like I often do
 You'll always give it to them when they pray to You
 A whole lot of Harvard shrinks
 Would surely think
 I took it too lit'rally
 They're so smart they've gotten dumb
 I suggest they go
 Just once and read in James 1
 Wisdom will grow for me
 And those who seek Thee
 No Ivy League school competes
 'Cause that's still a strategy
 That's smartly based
 On what James 1: 5 says
 Well, I'm not very wise
 But I seek to be instructed by You
 I'm gonna pray to You, because You said You will
 If somebody lacks wisdom like I often do
 You'll always give it to them when they pray to You