Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes")

Yeah, one girl's pregnant, she'll inform you
 She's gonna have a baby
 An infant, who'll be born soon – she's growin' big now
 One girl down the street is talkin' – she's also pregnant
 But this one, she says she wants the right to stop if
 It's inconvenient
 Yeah! We have a little bitty disagreement
 And you've seen it on the bumper stickers
 Rubber baby buggy bumpers
 Listen: we've got to print the facts 'cause
 A lot's been said now
 We got some linguistical gymnastics
 'Bout being pregnant
 You carry him, you call him "Bill" or "Tony"
 Or how 'bout "Fred," now?
 You terminate, the doctor says it's only
 A fetus then, now
 Pretty words for dirty deeds
 Call it what you want to baby can't you see
 It ain't God you fool with your rhetoric
 I know what it is and baby so does He
 I know what it is and baby so does He so
 If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now
 But if you'd like to terminate it, just don't forget now
 The issue, isn't what you call it, it's what it is now
 And if you'd like to think about it, you know it is now
 One last thing left to say before you just walk away now
 If you've been through an abortion, I do not hate you
 God knows all that you have gone through -- He felt your pain now
 And if you want someone to talk to it's not too late now
 Here right in United States
 It's against the law to break an eagle's egg
 If we protect bald eagles not little babies
 What we gonna tell Him on the judgment day
 Why not get forgiveness while there's time to pray?
 If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now
 But if you'd like to terminate it, just don't forget now
 The issue, isn't what you call it, it's what it is now
 And if you'd like to think about it, you know it is now
 Oh can't you see? You won't regret keeping your pregnancy
 C'mon, c'mon, and use your head now ...