Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy) (Parody of "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)")

When I walk in doom and gloom
 Stressin' 'bout a hundred different bills, man, it kills any thrill
 Like a thorn stuck in Cinderella's heel
 And I'm bothered by a couple pounds I've found
 I think my body's getting' round and this clown
 Ain't never gonna be the same
 But the battle is the Lord's and I might as well get busy
 I'm makin' God annoyed when I wallow in self pity
 Fightin' must be done God's way and God told us rejoice
 When the world says, save your voice, quiet down, boy
 Yeah, the Bible say, Praise the Lord nice and loud, boy
 When I don't give Him thanks about nothin'
 I'm sinkin' in bleak thinkin' – my morale's a stinkin'
 Don't get down!
 And I wouldn't trade my reward up in Heaven's gates
 For success that fades or some cheap charade
 And there's not a long wait left anyhow
 And the battle is the Lord's and He'll fight it to the finish
 I'm raisin' up my voice, and it works like Popeye's spinach
 Fightin' must be done God's way and God told us rejoice
 When the world says, save your voice, quiet down, boy
 Then the Bible says, Praise the Lord nice and loud, boy
 I was full of dread 'bout what's ahead
 I looked back at what God did when Christ was sweatin' blood
 God's Son got onto that Calvary road
 When I find that I'm inclined to whine, havin' myself a rigorous time
 I'll be knowin' this is not as far as He had to go
 A thorough evaluation of my final destination
 Had me thank Him for salvation all life long
 So I look to God, He's big and strong
 He can use it when my whole world's wrong
 I figure if I really know His Son I should speak up when things get rough
 And the battle is the Lord's and my attitude is lifting
 I make a lot of noise, like it says in Psalm 150
 Fightin' must be done God's way and God told us rejoice
 When the world says, save your voice, quiet down, boy
 Then the Bible says, Praise the Lord nice and loud, boy