Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things (Parody of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John)

In Galilee we had a scene one day
 I'll tell you what the Lord did here
 The Sabbath was clogged in the synagogue
 When a withered-handed fool appeared
 The poor man was sufferin' but the Pharisees did nothin'
 And they all waited for Jesus there
 But Jesus broke through their traditions and rules
 The hand once diseased He repaired
 Oh, don't give us none of your regulations
 I've had it with you hypocrites
 Sabbath day's quite alright for nice things -- get a little practice in
 Man, they're gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came
 God just heals 'em left and right
 And Sabbath day's quite all right for Christ
 Sabbath day's quite alright, alright, alright, ooh
 Well, her back was a sight, I'm being polite
 Was bendin' over double to half of her height
 Jesus loosed her crippled muscles there in Luke 13
 After 18 years she straightened out and she was freed!
 A couple other times when the Sabbath was right
 Was a man with-a dropsy and a man born blind
 Peter's feverish mother-in-law and a demoniac
 And Bethesda with the man who had the mat
 Oh, don't give us none of your bad religion
 I've had it with you hypocrites
 Sabbath day's quite alright for nice things get a little practice in
 Man, they're gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came
 God just heals 'em left and right
 And Sabbath day's quite all right for Christ
 Sabbath day's quite alright, alright, alright, ooh
 Mark 3: 4 "Then Jesus asked them, "Which is lawful on the Sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to kill?" But they remained silent."