People Are Lazy (Parody of "People Are Crazy")

This old man and me
 Were at the barber and we
 We had him cut our hairs
 And watched some NASCAR there
 He talked of politics
 With lots of rhetoric
 I told him, I'm a Christian -- I have a wife and kids
 I talked about God's grace
 Then why's there Hell, he raged
 And why on earth aren't all men saved?
 And I said,
 God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy
 He said, I'm not too sure
 If there is any Lord
 What makes you His disciple?
 I said I've read the Bible
 It taught me how the truth
 Is never far from you,
 What all we shouldn't do,
 And how to be born anew
 I squandered life till then
 In blissful ignorance
 So please don't think I'm silly, friend
 When I say,
 God has made it clear in His book, but people are lazy
 NASCAR was due to end
 I read the Bible with him
 And then I stopped at Romans 10
 And in God's funny way
 I saw the whole plan change
 From being a bit too hairy
 I was a missionary
 We read Ephesians 2
 Saw lines he never knew
 Said, Kid, you've read it well
 But, me, I'm going to hell
 But I got wise today
 So if you think we can pray
 Then I'd like to fix that right here - I need saved
 'Cause I see
 God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy
 'Cause God has made it clear in His book that Jesus can save me
 God has made it clear in His book but people are lazy