Old Man (Parody of "Soul Man")

Now Methus'lah was a crusty bloke
 Kept truckin' until the flood broke
 And if you're thinkin' it's not floodin'
 Well, don't worry; your time's comin'
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 My one eye's shot -- my hair's gray
 But my faith gets better each and every day
 So what if - the doctor said
 "If you eat meat - nothing red!"
 I'm an old man - owwww
 I'm an old man (It's plain to see)
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 Was brought up on the fried meats
 Now I look at a label before I can eat
 I take medication and shouldn't stop
 When I start runnin' - I just might drop
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 So glad to know
 That I'm born again
 It gives me hope
 At each doctor's appointment
 Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 You're an old man - Hah! -- I'm an old man
 I'm an old man - I'm an old man
 Hah! Hah!