Monkeys for Uncles (parody of "Money for Nothing")

I want my missing links ...
 "Now look at them Dodos" – that's the way they view us
 They claim that Christians are a dead species
 Then they worship – macroevolution
 Monkeys for uncles in your history
 Now, that ain't workin' – after we refute it
 Then they tell you – that the Bible's dumb
 Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur
 Maybe then a lizard was your mum
 They've got to insult us to sway others
 Because they're missin' the missin' links
 They've got to lose the Originator
 They've got to prove these other theories
 That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug
 They're buggies, but listen here
 That little maggot could become an X-man
 That little maggot needs a billion years
 They've got to insult us to sway others
 Because they're missin' the missin' links
 They've got to use their imaginations
 They've got to prove these other theories
 Sure they mean well ...
 Huh?
 They've got to insult us to sway others
 Because they're missin' the missin' links
 Get God removed from the situation
 They've got to prove these other theories
 They should've learned they're playin' with fire
 They could get burned, but they get numb
 Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man
 Ain't that guy handsome?
 And what's up there? What's that?
 Why's that annoy us?
 There ain't no right and wrong -- we're like the chimpanzees
 Oh, that ain't workin' -- macroevolution
 Monkeys for uncles in your history
 Oh, that ain't workin' – that's the way I view it
 I beg to differ on your empty theory
 That ain't workin' – that's no way to prove it
 Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
 Monkeys for uncles – history
 Monkeys for uncles – missing links
 I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
 I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
 Romans 1: 21 "For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened."