Mary's Got a Son (Parody of "Janie's Got a Gun")

Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?
 Most don't know it's the Son of my God
 Oh, Mary, honey, what have you got?
 Oh, my Lord, it's Your Son!
 Wow!
 Na na na – Na na na
 Na na na – Na na na
 Mary's got a son – Joseph's not the one
 The whole world's havin' fun
 Wond'rin' how that was done
 Babies need daddies too
 What if it could be true?
 They say when Mary was expectin'
 They found it unbelievable
 But man she hadn't known
 And if the baby's God's own Son
 It ain't really inconceivable
 Mary's got a son – Herod's come undone
 He don't need anyone
 To rule the country he's tryin' to run
 They tell me that this guy's cruel
 What did King Herod do?
 He killed the little bitty babies
 The man has got to be insane
 Oh oh oh oh
 So all the males age two and under
 All died and it's a wonder
 That the son she had for God escaped
 Run away, run away from the king, yeah
 Run away, run away from the king, yeah
 Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah
 LEAD
 Mary's got a son – and it's not much fun
 The ordeal's just begun
 And now the family is on the run
 What should poor Mary do?
 This baby can't die on you
 She had to take Him down to Egypt
 And put her boy where He'd be safe
 Oh oh oh oh
 She said, I hope nobody sees me
 The family's got to flee
 We'd be better off to leave this place!
 Run away, run away from the king, yeah
 Run away, run away from the king, yeah
 Run away, run away, run from the king, yeah
 Mary's got a son – and He's God's own Son
 Mary's got a son -- and everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)
 Mary's got a son -- the story's just begun (Yeahhh)
 Now everybody is gonna come (No one really knows the Father)
 Because Mary's got a son (Only Jesus Christ)
 And He's God's own son (But His Daddy may adopt ya, but ya)
 The story's just begun (Need to see the light)
 And everybody is gonna come (Yeahhh)
 Mary's got a son (Yeahhh)
 Mary's got a son (Yeahhh)
 The story's just begun (Yeahhh)