Life in the Last Days (Parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles)

It's sorta hard to understand, but it's totally awesome
 And it's eternally finished
 Who wrote it up? It was John the Apostle
 Aand the Lord said it won't diminish
 He had fantastic revelations of the future news
 Sent here from Jesus, sent here for you
 When he saw Jesus comin', John fell down as dead
 He told him, Grab your tablet and write this down instead
 Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
 Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
 He saw four horsemen, holding the reins
 Of colorful stallions, who brought different things
 He who rode the white conquered, and the red one brought war
 And the black one brought famine; then pale horse number four
 There was death in the saddle, ridin' out through space
 He had Hades right behind him, killed a fourth of the human race
 All of the people, were trying to hide
 When the earth started shakin' and the moon turned to blood -- the sun was
 Black in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
 Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
 Life in the last days -- everything prophesied
 Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
 So much to tell you; I've got one verse. Man didn't heed the stop signs
 And the earth got worse and worse
 If you're a Christian, baby, you don't need to fear a thing
 If you're not, go read the Bible 'cause there's more than I can sing
 There's a false messiah, the people will think he's Christ
 The world will take his number, but they'll have to pay his price
 They'll look up and they'll see Jesus and they'll know that they've lost
 He won the war when He was dyin' on the cross and it was
 Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind
 Life in the last days -- yeah, heh
 Life in the last days -- everything prophesied
 Life in the last days -- yeah, heh