Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself")

I got a little pigs in a blanket, gonna bring a ring of links
 Of some sausage 'n' tenderloin bacon, green ham and eggs
 Or eat some pork chops, how 'bout some plain old ribs
 Always, no hoggy, no piggy, you still obey Leviticus
 My honey, my baby, don't put my lunch upon no shelf
 She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself
 Bacon, baby, bacon
 Why you wanna eat meat this way
 You know you'll kill my supper joy
 You know, it's still my supper choice
 It's still filled with great taste (I still feel it tastes great)
 That's when she told me the pure meats
 Are poultry, fish, sheep and cows
 And said, no hoggy, no piggy, or food you get from any sow
 My honey, my baby, don't put my lunch upon no shelf
 She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself
 You know I started to feel bad
 And I was about to give in
 That's when I started thinking about the New Covenant
 That part that talks about dinner
 I said, Honey, Acts 10: 15 would suggest that I'm right
 Please check Colossians 2: 16, Mark 7: 19, don't fight
 And what about Romans verse 14: 3 if nothing else
 She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself