Jesse's Boy (parody of "Jessie's Girl")

Jesse is afraid
 Yet I know God's got a good plan in mind
 'Cause lately Saul's been changed He ain't hardly divine
 Jesse's got him several sons, and there's one who's next in line
 And he'll watch over the Israelites
 And he'll love the Lord his God, yeah, I just know it
 And he's holier in his heart and prays late at night
 You know, where did that child of Jesse's go?
 I wish to find and bless him so
 Where can I find a ruler like that?
 Displayed them all like a parade
 There doesn't seem to be a king in the place
 You know I feel so certain he's not part of this group
 They run and tell their younger brother
 But the boy is just a youth
 And he'll watch over the Israelites
 And he'll love the Lord his God, yeah, I just know it
 And he's holier in his heart and prays late at night
 You know, where did that child of Jesse's go?
 I wish to find and bless him so
 Where can I find a ruler like that?
 I guess he's slow
 Where did that child of Jesse's go?
 Where can I find a ruler,
 Where can I find a ruler like that?
 When you look at appearance all the time
 There's some stuff you won't see skin deep
 God is funny He's not fooled by the size
 And that's the way I'm supposed to be
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 Tell me, where can I find a ruler like that?
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 You know, where did that child of Jesse's go?
 I wish to find and bless him so
 I wanna bless him so
 Where can I find a ruler like that?
 I guess you know
 I wish to find and bless him so
 I wanna, wanna bless him so
 1 Samuel 13: 11-14, 16: 1-13