Fakey Shaky Parts (Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart")

You can tell the world with banners all unfurled -- You just learned Theology 101
 And you can say you went to Bible school and then
 The class you took said half the book was wrong
 You can fill your heart with lots of question marks
 You'll still tell me Jesus is your Lord
 But I can tell you this -- If it was hit or miss -- I wouldn't read the Bible anymore
 Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
 You just gotta take it as it stands
 Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
 You might as well dump it in the can
 Ooooo-whoo!
 You can tell me John and Luke and Mark was wrong
 You can say that's not what Christ would say
 But tell me, brother, this: Did Jesus tell a fib?
 He said His words would never pass away
 Go read verse 3: 16 in Second Timothy
 It says all Scripture comes with God's O.K.
 So you I'll tell goodbye and watch out for your pride
 Cause I'll be walkin' out on you today
 Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
 You just gotta take it as it stands
 Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
 You might as well dump it in the can
 Ooooo-whoo!
 Noah and the ark and Abraham and Lot -- Isaac and Rebekah and the twins
 And Ishmael I forgot and Jacob and Esau -- The Bible's built upon these men
 Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
 You just gotta take it as it stands
 Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
 You might as well dump it in the can
 Ooooo-whoo!
 Whoo!