Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime (Parody of "Purple Haze)

People hate and rip my faith
 But they get
 Paid vacations on Christmas day
 They act real funny when I ask them why
 They tell me
 "Excuse me, pal, it's Christmastime."
 People hate and told my town:
 "Don't go put Christmas stuff on public ground!"
 Planned on having a Nativity
 Whatever it is, that's worse than a felony
 Help me! Oh! Help me! Oh!
 Oh no, no, no!
 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
 Yeah!
 People hate on Jesus Christ
 Don't know that He could save their lives
 If I preached Buddha, then no one would mind
 Guess I'm
 Too narrow for such defensive times
 Ooh – Help me! Oh! Yeah, people hate!
 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?
 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed,
 saying, "Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:"