Dude (Would Like to Save Me) (parody of "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)")

That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 Boozin' in a bar, I was floored
 A Christian met me out by the door
 He said, "God wants to come in your life
 Baby, say do you know where you'd go if you died – tonight?"
 I said, "I haven't got time."
 And I lied and told him, "I'm not afraid."
 Forgiveness was the thing on his mind
 And he whipped out a Bible, tried to show me the way
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 "Never judge the Book by its cover,"
 The dude, he said, "It's not like those others."
 Said, "God put these lines
 Here like Romans 10: 9
 So everybody callin' Jesus Lord could have eternal life."
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 (Baby if you call on Him now)
 Let me take a deep breath
 (Baby if you call on Him now)
 Dude, could you review it all again?
 (Baby if you call on Him now)
 Turn to Romans 3: 10
 (Baby if you call on Him now)
 Do it, do it, do it, ooh whee!
 LEAD
 Ooh, how could He save me
 When I'd been, I'd been, I'd been quite bad?
 Ooh Jesus forgave me
 Yeah!
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me
 That, that – dude would like to save me