Cut-Rate Hotel (Parody of "Heartbreak Hotel")

Well, since our baby's ready
 Well, we found a new place to dwell
 Well it's down with the friendly goats and sheep
 That cut-rate hotel
 Where we'll be
 Our baby's a holy baby
 Our baby's so holy
 He's been foretold in Micah 5
 Although the town is crowded
 They still can find some room
 For open-minded travelers
 Who know how to use a broom
 But people
 Our baby's a holy baby
 Our baby's so holy
 He's been foretold in Micah 5
 Now, the well-off kids keep goin'
 To the five-star this and that
 But in Bethl'hem one star's all you need
 To get to the place we stopped at
 It's a stable but
 Our baby's a holy baby
 Our baby's so holy
 He's been foretold in Micah 5
 Well, to visit baby Jesus
 They've got a trail as well
 Well, just take your donkey on the cheap
 To cut-rate hotel
 And you will see this little
 Baby's a holy baby
 Our baby's so holy
 He's been foretold in Micah 5
 LEAD
 Although the town is crowded
 Well, they still can find some room
 They're open late for shepherds
 And cows are welcome too
 It's Christmas so
 Go visit the holy baby
 Our baby's so holy
 He's been foretold in Micah 5