Bethlehemian Rhapsody (Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody")

Is This A Real Guy Is He Just Fantasy
 'cause Of His Grand Size, No Ones Safe From Fatality
 Open Your Eyes, Look Up At Goliath, And See:
 I'm Dressed For War Boys, I Need No Infantry
 Because I'Ll Meet The One You Propose
 Israelites, Pick My Foe
 Anyway, I'Ll Win, So It Doesn't Matter To Me
 Mama, There's Still No Man Who Can Come Against This Threat
 You Might Figure Now We're Dead
 Mama, Goliath Is Testing Us
 And Know He's Gonna Know They're All Afraid
 Mama, He's A Mean And Crazy Guy
 He'll Come Back Again This Time Tomorrow
 Daring Us, Scaring Us- Cause He Wants To Meet In Battle
 Hooray! My Time Has Come
 Been A Shepherd All My Life-but I'm Taking On This Giant
 Goodbye, Everybody But Not For Long
 God Will Lead Me All The While I Face This Brute
 C'mon (david You're A Whimp Though) I'm Not Gonna Die
 The One Who Wins My Battle Is Lord Over All
 I See A Little Silly Shepherd, Not A Man
 What Are You Trying To Prove You'll Be Chewed Up And Mangled!
 Send A Boy To Fight Me A Very Very Tiny Flea!
 Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna Die You Big Galoot!
 I'll Kick Your Butt!
 I Trust The Lord But Nobody Trusts Me
 He Trusts The Lord But Suffers From Insanity
 Daring To Fight Gaist This Monstrosity
 Evil Comes, Evil Goes- You Will Get Deposed
 I Will Not, No! I Will Not Get Deposed
 Yes, You Will (repeat) Your Head Will Roll
 No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
 Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a! Let The Eagles Pick Your Bones
 Beelzebub And His Devils Gonna Fight For Me For Me For Me
 So You Think You Can Scorn Me And Spit On My Tribe
 So You Think You're Above Me Just Based On Your Size
 Oh, Baby. You Ain't Just Duelin David
 Youe Gonna Get It Now- Cause Godll Win My Battle Here
 Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!
 Guys I'm Really Flattered-yet It Wasn't Me
 God Wins Every Battle- God Wins Every Battle For Me
 David Will Be King Soon