Bends to Low Places (Parody of "Friends In Low Places")

Blamed it all on my youth
 I screwed up and goofed and ruined my life, I declared
 My past was a joke and I'd gone so low
 God was the last one I thought would be there
 And I was sort of surprised at what appeared in the Bible
 When I took a glance at that page
 Cause Acts chapter 2: 21 says Jesus rescues
 Whosoever calls on His name
 Cause my God bends down to low places
 And He's with me now and I feel safe 'cause
 My dues are paid and I'll be O.K
 And my God's big on total grace cause
 If we slip and fall He will go save us
 Oh my God bends to low places!
 I did stuff that's wrong
 I was messed up so long, but then God bent near the floor
 Ever since that night, I put faith in Christ
 And I know my hope is assured
 Hey, I didn't need a washing machine
 To give me a shower and rinse
 I will rely on His life-giving power
 To forgive my sins