The History of Wrong Guys

Oh, no, you don't dare
 Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!
 Oh, I think I have a crush
 I can't! I think I'm falling for him, oh, no
 Why not?
 Women have been making bad choices
 Since the beginning of time
 Are you gonna be another one of mine? Oh
 I used to think you were from outer space
 Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
 You're kind of cute when you're not so shy, oh
 But I've been here before, have I come back for more?
 Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
 You used to be so "Ah...", a limp lackluster bore
 But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore
 Charlie, honestly
 I've been hurt like this before
 Is there really more to you
 Than what I always thought?
 How can you surprise me anymore?
 Oh, oh, oh, whoa!
 He's got a girlfriend, you flake
 Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?
 Don't wanna be another star-crossed lover
 We all know how that ends
 I'm better off without him
 We're better off as friends, oh, oh-oh
 But I've been here before, have I come back for more?
 Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
 Yesterday no spark, no heart-aching allure
 But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore
 Charlie, honestly
 I've been hurt like this before
 Oh, oh, oh, whoa!
 The history of wrong guys
 Chapter one, he's a bum
 Two, he's not into you
 Three, he's a sleaze
 Four, loves the girl next door
 Five, loves the boy next door
 Six, don't love you no more
 Makes you insecure
 Makes you so unsure
 Is so immature
 Loves his mother more
 Or has a girlfriend named Nicola, huh, ah
 Charlie, honestly
 I've been hurt like this before
 I can see there's more to you
 Than what I always thought
 But I won't be burned anymore
 Oh, oh, oh, whoa!
 Hey, where you off to?
 I've been executized