Bend and Snap

Look at my ass
 Look at my thighs
 I'm catnip to the guys
 They chase my tail
 They drool and pant
 Wanna touch this but they can't
 No! All the boys want to come and play
 Snap my fingers and they obey
 Why do they follow me 'round all day?
 Watch me while I walk away
 I bend and snap
 Feel how hot it's getting
 Bend and snap
 Then when you got em sweatin'
 Spring the trap
 They cheer and clap
 No tight end can defend against the bend and snap
 Oh, that's easy for you to say!
 And you!
 Girl, if you want to make the team
 Fake some self-esteem
 The more you jump around and scream
 The sexier you seem
 Sorry girls that ain't how I play
 This wouldn't work if I tried all day
 I gotta go get my asthma spray
 Watch me while I walk away
 No, wait before you walk away
 Just bend and snap
 Ow!
 Look how good you're gettin'!
 Bend and snap
 I bet right now you sweatin'
 Spring the trap
 They cheer and clap
 So depend on your friend
 Called the bend...
 It's not the time to overthink
 Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
 Excuse me would you teach me that?
 I am tired of living alone with my cat
 Sure
 Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
 But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls
 Come on Paulette!
 You'll be just fine!
 Works every time!
 Look, do it and we'll go away
 Okay, okay, okay, okay
 Bend... and snap!
 Damn!
 Hey wait a second
 When I beckoned
 Look how the guys came runnin'
 Like I'm (kickin'!)
 Finger (lickin'!)
 Like I'm frickin' (wicked stunnin'!)
 Will you pay for stuff I buy?
 Yes!
 And bake me cake and pie?
 Yes!
 And hold me when I cry?
 Yes!
 And I will tell you why!
 Why?
 I'm too rockin' to lock away
 All the boys come to gawk away
 Droppin' jaws from a block away
 Watchin' how I walk away
 Love to watch her walk away
 I bend and snap
 Now look how hot it's gettin'
 Bend and snap
 I bet right now you're sweatin'
 Spring the trap
 They cheer and clap
 I depend on my friend
 Go, Paulette! Go, Paulette!
 I depend on my friend
 Go! Go! Go, Paulette!
 I depend on my friend called the Bend... and Snap!
 Bend and snap (bend...)
 Bend and snap (hey!)
 Bend and snap
 Bend and snap (with my huge a-)
 Bend and snap
 Bend and snap (I'm gonna snap and say, yeah!)
 Bend and snap
 (Bend...) I'm gonna get me some Kyle!
 Paulette!
 Did I leave my... stylus?
 And snap!
 Ah! Oh crap!