Honey, whatcha cryin' at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer up, chin up, it's time to bring
A happy attitude
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her "whore"
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite
You know we're right, we're positive
Kill her! (Come on, come on, bring it on)
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway, she's twice my size
Who's got a plan B? (Uh, me)
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out a lap dance and you won
You off the hizzle, G (what?)
Keep it positive
Yeah! Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will whet his appetite
You and he will reunite
You know we're right, we're positive
We're positive, we're positive
We're posi-
Oh my god, you're making me sick
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place
Ah, hey, hey, hey, be positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotter, and I bet you're smarter
She don't know the real him, you feel him
So don't let her steal him
Wake him up like Sleeping Beauty
Turn his head with your red-hot booty
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk!
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, whoo!
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Huh, huh, huh
Huh, huh, huh
Huh, huh
Girls, how is this helping?
He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk!
Wait! Girls, I'm positive
That we've taken this too far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon (whoa!)
Girls, I'm positive (positive)
And try not to get upset
But I'm positive (positive)
That it's time for me to go brunette (what?!)
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat
Gotta show him I got more to give (more, more, more, more)
No, I'm positive (you're positive)
I'm positive (you're positive)
I'm positive (you're positive, you're positive)
Positive!