Positive

Honey, whatcha cryin' at?
 You're not losing him to that
 Both her hair and shoes are flat
 Why is she so rude?
 Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
 You were meant to wear his ring
 Cheer up, chin up, it's time to bring
 A happy attitude
 Keep it positive
 As you slap her to the floor
 Keep it positive
 As you pull her hair and call her "whore"
 You can take her in a fight
 You and he will reunite
 You know we're right, we're positive
 Kill her! (Come on, come on, bring it on)
 Girls, girls!
 Violence is never wise
 Not the way to win back guys
 Anyway, she's twice my size
 Who's got a plan B? (Uh, me)
 Look at her, she's like a nun
 Show him you are way more fun
 Bust out a lap dance and you won
 You off the hizzle, G (what?)
 Keep it positive
 Yeah! Let out your inner freak
 Keep it positive
 Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
 You will whet his appetite
 You and he will reunite
 You know we're right, we're positive
 We're positive, we're positive
 We're posi-
 Oh my god, you're making me sick
 Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place
 Ah, hey, hey, hey, be positive
 That he loves you and not her
 You're hotter, and I bet you're smarter
 She don't know the real him, you feel him
 So don't let her steal him
 Wake him up like Sleeping Beauty
 Turn his head with your red-hot booty
 We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
 It's positively time to shake your junk!
 Shake, shake, shake, shake
 Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, whoo!
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 Huh, huh, huh
 Huh, huh, huh
 Huh, huh
 Girls, how is this helping?
 He's not even here!
 He left while we were shaking junk!
 Wait! Girls, I'm positive
 That we've taken this too far
 No, I'm positive
 This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
 All this trashy carryin' on
 That's the reason that he's gone
 I need a salon (whoa!)
 Girls, I'm positive (positive)
 And try not to get upset
 But I'm positive (positive)
 That it's time for me to go brunette (what?!)
 Being blonde and being hot
 That got me exactly squat
 Gotta show him I got more to give (more, more, more, more)
 No, I'm positive (you're positive)
 I'm positive (you're positive)
 I'm positive (you're positive, you're positive)
 Positive!