What Up Dog?

What up, dog? What up, dog? What up, dog?
 Monkey in the middle of a metal detector
 Hat of the cousin of the tax collector
 Automatic sensors in the President's skull
 Do you have yesterday's time?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog? What up, dog?
 What up, dog?
 Yeah, you see I just got this new pit bull terrier
 The thing's better than a credit card
 Went to the gas station the other day
 Got a couple gallons of gas, some oil, spark plugs, six-pack
 The man says, "That'll be 15.41"
 I, I say, "Well, god, goddamn, I forgot my wallet
 But I did bring my credit card"
 What up, dog?