Out Come The Freaks (12" Remix)

Little Rita and her sister Bette
 Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy
 He took them for a ride one summer night
 Told the girls he was a big producer
 Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer
 They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right
 Two days later they were reading him his rights
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y'all
 Out come the freaks
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah
 Tara Venus was a rent-a-stripper
 You can feast your eyes but you couldn't grip her
 She went nowhere without Jack the Human Knife
 He'd slice you silly if you got too friendly
 If you value living better treat her gently
 Once she does her sexy cha-cha, let her go
 She will tempt you, but it's just part of the show
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
 Out come the freaks y'all yeah
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah
 Bobby Maggot was a big attorney
 Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed
 Bald headed piece of garbage that he was
 He'll defend you if your money's honest
 Says he'll do his best but that's no promise
 Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan
 Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man?
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
 Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y'all
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
 Out come the freaks, oh yeah
 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
 Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky
 Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh
 Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane
 Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane
 Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara
 Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh
 Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell
 Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah
 Out come the freaks