Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I
 See you've met my
 Faithful handyman
 He's just a
 Little brought down because
 When you knocked
 He thought you were the candyman
 Don't get strung out
 By the way I look
 Don't judge a book by its cover
 I'm not much of a man by the light of day
 But by night, I'm one hell of a lover
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 From Transsexual, Transylvania
 Let me
 Show you around, maybe
 Play you a sound
 You look like you're both
 Pretty groovy
 Or if you want something visual
 That's not too abysmal
 We can take in an old
 Steve Reeves movie
 I'm glad we caught you at home
 Could we use your phone?
 We're both in a bit of a hurry
 Right
 We'll just say where we are
 Then go back to the car
 We don't want to be any worry
 Well, you got
 Caught with a flat, well
 How about that?
 Well, babies
 Don't you panic
 By the light of the night
 It will all seem alright
 I'll get you a satanic
 Mechanic
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 From Transsexual, Transylvania
 
 Why don't you
 Stay for the night? (Night)
 Or maybe a bite (bite)
 I can show you my favourite
 Obsession
 I've been making a man
 With blond hair and a tan
 And he's good for relieving my
 Tension
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 From Transsexual, Transylvania
 Hey, hey
 I'm just a sweet transvestite
 (Sweet Transvestite)
 From Transsexual, Transylvania
 (Transylvania)
 So
 Come up to the Lab
 And see what's on the slab
 I see you shiver with anticipation
 But maybe the rain
 Is really to blame
 So I'll remove the cause
 
 But not
 The symptom