I Do The Rock

Edith Sitwell giving readings
 14 Moscow Road
 Osbert's giving champagne parties
 Sachie's got a cold
 Gertrude's hanging pictures
 Alice making tea
 Me, I do the only thing that still
 Makes sense to me
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock Rock
 John and Yoko farming beef
 Raising protein quota
 Sometimes they make love and art
 Inside their Dakota
 Rodney's feeling sexy
 Mick is really frightfully bold
 Me, I do the only thing
 That stops me growing old
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock Rock
 I do the Rock Rock Rock
 Well, it's stimulating
 Solzhenitzin feels exposed
 Build a barbed-wired prison
 Nietzsche's six feet under
 But his babies still got rhythm
 Einstein's celebrating ten decades
 But I'm afraid philosophy
 Is just too much responsibility for me
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock
 Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean
 Best and Colin Cowdrey
 Little Mo, Virginia Wade
 Pistol Pete and O.J.
 I've always like Di Maggio
 And Rockne's pretty knute you know
 I could never whack a ball
 With such velocity
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock
 When I can get it
 It's stimulating - I'm a keen student
 Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza
 Jaclyn, Kate and Farah
 Meg and Roddy, John Travolta
 Governor Brown and Linda
 Interview and People Magazine
 Miss Rona and the Queen
 It must be really frightful
 To attract publicity
 I do the Rock
 Myself
 I do the Rock
 Carter, Begin and Sadat
 Brezhnev, Teng and Castro
 Everyday negotiate us closer to desastro
 Idi Amin and the Shah
 And Al Fatah is quite bizarre
 I could never get the hang of ideology
 I do the Rock
 I do the Rock
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 Do the Ro...
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 I do, I do, I do, I do
 Do the Rock
 Sunshine, Sunshinin' in
 Sunshine, Sunshine
 Well you can't get enough of it man
 Sunshine, Sunshine
 Oh, we got the top down now
 If you don't have the top down, pull the top down
 How often do you get a sunny day
 Come to the rock, the rock will cure your ills, man
 Stimulating, stimulating
 Sunshine
 Sunshine, Sunshine
 Been a really hard winter, man
 You deserve it, ya know.
 Everybody do, everybody do, everybody
 Sunshine, Sunshine