Wanna Be Manor

You can tell I'm no great planner
 I ended up at the wanna be manor
 Wanna be manor, what a place to be
 Wanna be manor, it's not for me
 I looked in the door, opened the door
 Peeed on the floor, spotted a whore
 Drugs and filth are all around
 No clean dishes can be found
 If you thought that your nightmares were scary
 Wait till you meet the hoe called jerri
 No one dragged a dead fish in the room
 It's spreading legs and her female perfume
 
 I walked upstairs, I can't explain
 But I got involved in a three man train
 Was it fun? Yeah, I guess
 But I got crabs like all the rest
 Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob
 Lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job
 Go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear
 Just make sure you sniff that beer!
 
 Passing out is no excuse
 You'll be subject to abuse
 Some will let you hang there
 It's just the pigs on their nightly visit
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 After busting one person each
 The pigs said to move out of huntington beach
 Now I'll have to find a new town
 Or find another wanna be manor
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 Wanna be manor
 You can tell I'm no great planner
 I ended up at the wanna be manor
 Wanna be manor, what a place to be
 Wanna be manor, it's not for me
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 Wanna be manor
 Wanna be manor