(But Then) She Spoke

There she stood
 She was a vision
 A picture of perfection
 So I made the big decision
 I'm going to talk to her
 I have to show to her it could be magic
 And I got the nerve up
 So went over there
 She was a goddess
 I had to show to her I could be her Adonis
 At first sight I knew she was my destiny
 The first time the feeling has come over me
 Intimidation, feared rejection
 I need to make a love connection
 Then the unexpected had occurred
 And then it happened
 And she spoke
 And it all just went to hell
 Her personality quickly broke the spell
 So disillusioned
 And I came to the conclusion
 She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
 Leaving me so unimpressed
 If she don't shut up
 I'm gonna throw up
 All over her shoes
 How could it be?
 That such a goddess would ever talk to me
 And make me nauseous
 All the things she said
 Just echoed in my head
 I thought she was an angle,
 But it was all just misread
 Every word was terrible,
 And made it more unbearable
 And made me have to leave the f-ing room
 And it's all because she spoke
 Tortured by her words
 Such a pretty shithead
 That I wished I never heard
 Perfect on the outside
 But fucked on the in
 How can god be so cruel?
 It's got to be a sin
 I had to plug my ears,
 Until she disappears
 So I can cry - Waahh!
 And it's all because she spoke
 It all just went to hell
 Her personality quickly broke the spell
 So disillusioned
 That I came to the conclusion
 She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
 Leaving me so unimpressed
 I was destined to learn my lesson
 And I learned it well
 Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
 Never fall in love till you go through her purse
 Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
 And I should know