Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Gunter glieben glauten globen
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 And all the girls say I'm pretty fly or a white guy
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 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
 You know it's kind of hard, just to get along today
 Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
 He may not have a clue and he may not have style
 But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial
 So don't debate, a player straight
 You know he really doesn't get it anyway
 He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
 For you no way, for you no way
 So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
 At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
 The world needs wannabe's, ah
 So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 And all the girls say I'm pretty fly (For a white guy)
 He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
 But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice
 Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
 But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass
 So don't debate, a player straight
 You know he really doesn't get it anyway
 He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
 For you no way, for you no way
 So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
 At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
 The world loves wannabe's, ah
 (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing
 Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah he's gettin' ink done
 He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
 Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
 But in his own mind, he's the dopest trip
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
 So don't debate, a player straight
 You know he really doesn't get it anyway
 He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
 For you no way, for you no way
 So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
 At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
 The world needs wannabe's, ah
 The world loves wannabe's
 So let's get some more wannabe's, ah
 (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing