D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace
 I don't remember where
 Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home
 I grab my keys and a beer
 The cops they took my license away
 But I got my car out of impound today
 And I've been drunk since last saturday
 You'd better stay outta my way
 I drink and drive
 Feel so alive
 Never drink and drive
 Feel so alive
 I'm doin' ninety-five
 I drink and drive
 I feel so alive
 I drink and drive
 Early morning and the freeway's deserted
 Like it's all mine
 I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record
 But I can't drive a straight line
 Flashing lights
 Split the night, I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right
 Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig
 At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs
 Designate someone other than me
 I'm so drunk I can hardly see
 Another shot of jager and i turn the key
 I got so many places to be
 I drink and drive
 Feel so alive
 Never take a dive
 Feel so alive
 I'm doin' ninety-five
 I drink and drive
 I feel so alive
 I drink and drive
 When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
 They won't drive at night
 'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
 But I think I drive alright
 The cops they took my license away
 But I got my car out of impound today
 I've been drunk since last saturday
 You'd better stay outta my way
 I drink and drive
 Feel so alive
 Never take a dive
 Feel so alive
 I'm doin' ninety-five
 I drink and drive
 I feel so alive
 I drink and drive
 When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe
 They won't drive at night
 'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright
 But I think I drive alright