Cocktails For Two

SPOKEN INTRO:
 'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
 Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
 So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
 I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
 So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could
 SUNG:
 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
 My two front teeth, ee, my two front teeth?
 Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
 Then I could wish you Merry Chritmas
 It seems so long since I could say
 "isteruzy itting on a thitle
 Every time I try to peak
 Huh, all I do is whitle
 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
 My two front teeth ee my two front teeth?
 Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
 Then I could wish you Merry Chritmas
 tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
 "Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse
 horse whinny and a sneeze
 "Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse
 horse whinny and a sneeze
 "Jingle Bells" completes its verse
 SPOKEN:
 Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
 Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
 Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"
 None of 'em can undertand me
 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
 My two front teeth, ee my two front teeth?
 All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
 So I can wish you Merry Chritmas
 Chritmas, Chritmas
 Aww, for goodness sakes
 HAPPY NEW YEAR!