Ya Never Know

I can't believe it, it couldn't be happening
 Pinch me girls, it couldn't be happening
 All of this sudden success coming out of the blue
 (Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo)
 I put a sign up, right in the front window
 An advertisement right in the front window
 "Stop in and see the amazing new plant Audrey Two!"
 (Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo)
 And the really remarkable thing is that people, they do
 (Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, they sure do)
 Seymour that twerp of a klutz finally did something right
 Audrey Two drives 'em nuts, what a blessing this wonderful plant should exist
 And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist
 Well, how'd I do?
 Oh, you was great, Seymour
 You sounded sexier than the Wolfman
 But you didn't mention the address of the shop! How many times have I told you?
 I'm sorry, I was nervous
 Where's Audrey? She said she'd be here
 Forget about Audrey, I've got three more radio interviews lined up for tomorrow
 And the Skid Row Herald Examiner wants a picture!
 If I had a mother, she'd be so happy
 You're an overnight sensation, Seymour!
 Who'da believed it?
 One day he pushed a broom
 Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
 Then he lit a fuse and give him room
 Stand aside and watch that motha blow
 Explosion, bang, kerboom
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 Seymour was in a funk, he was number zero
 Who'da thunk he'd become a hero?
 Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so
 Then one day, crash, kerplunk
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 Sit down, Seymour, Chiffon's gon' sing for you
 All the world used to screw him
 Biff-wham-pow, now they interview him
 And they clamor to put his remarks on the air
 All the world used to hate him
 Now they're startin' to appreciate him
 All because of that strange little plant over there
 Observe him, here's a chap
 Everything is landing in his lap
 I just cut my hand and in a snap
 Something out of Edgar Allan Poe has happened
 Zam, kazap
 Don't it go to show ya never know?
 One day you're slinging hash, feeling so rejected
 Lightning flash, you get resurrected
 Make a splash, now you rate the big bravissimo
 And with a thunder crash
 Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom
 Zang kazunk, zam kazoom
 Zowie-powie, holy cow, he ordered up a rainbow to go
 Wow, pow, look out below
 Don't it go to show ya never know?