Nobody Does It Like Me

If there's a wrong way say it
 And a right way to play it
 Nobody does it like me
 If there's a wrong way to do it
 A right way to screw it up, ha
 Nobody does it like me
 I've got a big loud mouth
 I'm always talking much to free
 If you go for tact and manners
 Better stay away from me
 If there's a wrong way to keep it cool
 A right way to be a fool
 Nobody does it like me
 If there's a wrong bell, I ring it
 A wrong note I sing it
 Nobody does it like me
 If there's a problem, I duck it
 I don't solve it I just muck it up
 Nobody does it like me
 And so try to be a lady
 I'm no lady I'm a fraud
 And when I talk like I'm a lady
 What I sound like is a broad
 If there's a wrong way to get a guy
 the right way to lose a guy
 Nobody does it like me
 Nobody does it, no
 Nobody does it
 Nobody does it like me
 Nobody does it like me